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Weirdest Porn Intro Ever

YOU MEAN BEST PORN INTRO EVER

wat the fuck is even

what did i just

oh my gosh i love how the guy is trying SO HARD not to lose his shit

lmfao i just really love porn guys

it’s the most ridiculous pile of shit every created

it’s the most ridiculous shit to ever become a multi-billion dollar industry

Looks like she can’t hold all these lemons, guys.

this

i

what?

THOSE DAMN LEMON STEALING WHORES

god i cant breathe im dying send help

this is the greatest thing ever committed to film

best acting

best script

best story

all of the awards

to the lemon porn

It’s a whore!!! >:(

Losing my shit right now. “WHAT THE FUCK!”

(Source: pornographyandmeathooks)

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3 months ago
  1. policyponiesandpunk reblogged this from crazymagicalbroad and added:
    I feel as if “Orange Stealing Whores” had a better storyline.
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  3. crazymagicalbroad reblogged this from expertcosmotips and added:
    Lemon Stealing Whores.
  4. amelioratingmortality reblogged this from melodiaalegria and added:
    Oh my god I’ve watched this before. It doesn’t get any less fucked up after the intro…
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    welcome to my blog
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  15. desert-land reblogged this from fancycupatea and added:
    LEMON STEALING WHORES
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    this absolutely killed me the first time i saw it