When will it end?
I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away xD now it’s fucking hilarious
IT JUST ROLLS AWAY IM CRYING
This never fails at making me laugh so hard, I pee my pants.
I wish I could roll away like that.
Good lord, I’d have a ball.
You’d be a ball….
Found a male porn star who breaks the mold a while ago. I had seen him before, but I only really figured out his name and his style through this Sexy is For Everybody post. (P.S. If you enjoy porn and haven’t checked out Sexy is For Everybody, do yourself a favor and get over there. They are awesome.) So, you know, keep the name James Deen in mind next time you’re looking for your jerkin’ material.
Not only is he totally adorable, but his scenes are awesome, he has a good attitude, and he has a funny blog with a lot of pictures of ladies’ butts. I was reading this funny blog this evening and found this post, which had a quotable in it that really made me smile:
Our scene today was for PornStarPunishment.com. I am actually beginning to feel a little weird about doing this site lately and I can’t figure out why. I think it is because I don’t like the idea of “punishing” girls with rough sex. I don’t know how to explain it. The set ups are a little un cool sometimes too. Like today I banged Diamond because she was a lesbian who stole my ex wife and was having my son play with dolls instead of playing baseball and stuff. Now we all know how much I love lesbians and queers so the idea of me punishing a girl over this is laughable so that’s not what was getting to me. I don’t know… I can’t put my finger on it. I like rough sex, I like Diamond Foxxx, what the hell could it be? I really think it is the idea of punishing people with sex.
A porn star who objects to treating sex as a punishment and basically simulating rape as opposed to consensual rough sex? Be still my heart!
It’s a pretty sad state of affairs when I have reason to be excited about this, because it’s so rare. Fortunately, more and more sites are popping up that ensure the safety and fair treatment of their stars and place more focus on women’s pleasure. Honestly, it’s about fucking time. Because porn is twice as sexy when everyone is treated with respect and clearly having a good time.
Reblogging for commentary and because I fucking LOVE James Deen
Another reason I love James (as if I needed more)
I’m looking to commission some short first person erotic stories that I can read on my adult membership based site. All stories should be told from the perspective of a bisexual CIS woman (Me! Or someone I can rp as, no established characters.) Storylines can be kinky, vanilla, supernatural, featuring any gendered folks or groups, or fanfiction style. The stories are for me to read on my website, and each story should take 5-25 minutes to read.
VERY keen to get on going storylines, esp supernatural stuff featuring me set in the World of Darkness, Supernatural, Stargate, Whedon, Fringe & BSG universes :)
Payment amount is negotiable and will be paid via paypal on a per story, per batch or bulk basis. It can either be a cash amount, a trade of some sort (custom photo/video set, live camshow, gift from wishlist etc) or 30+ days access to my members site. You’ll also get the audio recording of me reading your story if you’d like it, and I’m happy to credit each author as they so choose.
If you are keen or know any good writers (esp good fan fic writers!) please hit me up with samples of your work, your rates and ideas! I’d love to chat to you :) I’m so envious of all your talented writers! XD
This is something I could possibly do. Give me a little time to whip up a small sample of something, and some rates etc, and I’ll let you know.
"I eat bacon, which is against a lot of people’s religions and which another whole subset of people think is icky. It’s also arguably bad for me. Strangely, though, nobody is trying to make it illegal for me to eat bacon."
Commenter Lila, in the discussion at the blog of ever-awesome Jim C. Hines.